Tank

Tank Doverport is a protagonist in the Smol Women novel series and movie. He was a member of Squadron 69 and is the current leader of the Bin Bon Clanger.

Personality
Tank is psychotic and deranged, and often acts with no regard for how others will view him. He is prone to crying when he does not get his way, and grows agitated over trivial matters. He has no filter when speaking, and is shown to hate children. Tank also has no regard for the feelings of others. He shows no restraint for personal urges. However, he also shows instances of being clever and resourceful, though these are rare.

Early life
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Trivia

 * Tank was never loyal to ISIS, though he did think they were cool.
 * In all of his past lives, he was born on April 25.
 * As well, he and Selena are connected in all of their lives.

Ughrah - 100 B.C.E.
Tank was born in the year 120 B.C.E. as an African tribe member named Ughrah. Little is known about his life, but at some point he killed a leopard (Selena) during a hunt. He died being trampled by a stampeding hippo.

Humphrey - 1400s
Born in England as Humphrey on April 25, 1429, he was a merchant in the town square. Humphrey sold vials of urine (his and others') to the upper class. One of his most loyal customers was the king's mistress Sybil (Selena). In 1454 he received his prize piss, gorilla urine. Five years later, in 1459, his vial of gorilla piss was poisoned by the poo merchant, Fark (The Hoff), and Humphrey drank it, unaware. He died soon after.

Jacques Bleu - 1600s
Tank was born as a french peasant on April 25, 1640. He was named Jacques Bleu and stowed away on a ship to New France in 1661. He lived in the wilderness and grew an addiction to scavenging for human remains so he could suckle on the bones. He died in 1689 when he wandered into a bear den and was slaughtered.

Bartholomew Scratch - 1800s
On April 25, 1800, Tank was born in Boston, Massachusetts as Bartholomew Scratch. At the age of nine, he was trampled by a horse leaving him with severe permanent disabilities and PTSD. His parents sold him to the local sideshow where his near-vegetative state body was used as a puppet in an attraction called Bartholomew Scratch the Boy Who Sucks. In 1824, Bartholomew died of starvation after surviving off rotten tomatoes thrown at him by Apollonia (Selena).

Chet Chuckson - 1900s
Tank was born in Hollywood, California as Chet Chuckson on April 25, 1951. In 1971 he began a successful career as a pornstar, which ran until 1999. His most famous yet controversial film consisted of him playing Hitler alongside Madonna who portrayed Heidi Schumacher (Selena). In 1999, Chet died mid-filming a porn film about the Columbine Shooting after succumbing to every STD known to man. The film was still released. Following his autopsy, doctors concluded Chet had the worst case of every STD they had ever seen.